billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

thefancywalrus:

I finally got a jar for my pig foetus, so I figured I’d share my little wet specimen collection.

thepinkfloydisinmyheart:

Beautiful boys <3

thepinkfloydisinmyheart:

Beautiful boys <3

frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury